Saturday, 23 November 2024

"A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS MARKET, NOT"


"A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS MARKET, NOT"
(author unknown)

Is there anything less festive than the Christmas markets? Thousands of pissed revellers paying a tenner for a Yorkshire pudding wrap that holds the contents of the arse end of a donkey. It’s that packed you get suffocated with the scent of Lynx & Charlie as long suffering parents drag their sprogs out for a day of Christmas cheer.
One hour into it & little Britney has dropped her twenty pound Nutella waffle into a puddle after one bite. For a moment you consider the three second rule & search for something to help fish it out but a stranger wearing Gukki looks you up & down with a half smile & venom in their eyes.
Britney starts sobbing & as much as you want to wring her neck to give her something to cry about, you’ve noticed there’s CCTV on every stall with a live stream through to Childline. So you comfort Britney & part with thirty quid on a light up toy you know she’ll leave on the tram. You’d normally drive in but little Freddie has been studying sustainability this term & has declared he won’t step foot in the car again despite it being a hybrid model; he’s convinced you’re personally responsible for killing the Polar bears.
Fuck, where is little Freddie? In the time it’s taken to bend down and wipe the stream of snot dangling from Britney’s nose, Freddie’s disappeared. You have visions of him running off with Myra Hindley and for a split second think, well at least I won’t have to listen to Bluey on repeat for the next three years, before you spot him at the doughnut counter and sigh with relief.
He’s somehow managed to make it to the front of the queue and ordered a pistachio covered doughnut which has set you back the price of another mortgage. You tell him he won’t like he but he insists he will. He takes one bite before declaring it takes like reindeer shite.
Next year you vow to give them a hot dog at home and watch Home Alone for the millionth time, as after spending money on the tram & forced festive spirit, you’re now in mortgage arrears you won’t get out of until October, unless you put the kids up for adoption.
Merry bloody Christmas.

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Sunday, 17 November 2024

SEX AND FEELINGS

SEX AND FEELINGS (author unknown)
A man can have sex with a lady and still don't have any feelings for her, most men only need space to have sex but majority of women need reason to have sex.
90% of woman cannot have sex without feelings, a man can travel for eight hours just to have sex with a female and yet, not love her or even have any feelings for her.
Sex makes men act as if they are in love while they are not!! What they feel is lust, what they feel is what they see which is curves and a huge behind, go through a lady's silky skin thigh for a 5 minutes or less, ejaculate and forget.
The eight hours travel sacrifice, gifts bought, hotel paid for and other expenses may seem to be coming from true love but they were all in the sacrifice for sex and nothing more.
The foolish thing is this, the majority of women would jump up inside them and conclude that this is the art of true love. So many woman are bought and blinded by materialistic things, yet miss the small little gestures that money cannot buy.
Sex is not an act of commitment. So many Men and women still leave their partners on their beds and start thinking of the next woman or man to sleep with. The satisfaction that comes from sex dies in minutes.
It is in the nature of Lions to go miles to hunt. The same with men. A man who can afford the expenses of flying from the UK to Kenya for sex would do it as if he would never turn to another woman for sex.
Sex drives men to do what seems like the impossible and such turns women around and they start acting weird. Sex and love are not on the same page even in the dictionary.
People can abandon their gold mines and dig the grave for sex. Most young men do terrible things just to have the resources to keep many girls in their life.
You may think they are working hard to live well in the future but they are just living for fun and that is all. Students are now living together like husbands and wives, and our society calls it love. What kind of people do these students become when they leave school?
This is why we have a lot of frustrated graduates than nation-building graduates.
Today, a 16-year-old girl is already into sex. She wants to wear everything on trend. She is already a prostitute in the sense that any man that comes her way for relationship must show some signs of money and she would respond to him.
The funny thing is this, almost all those girls that have become sex symbols end up in a deep mess. How many of them today is changing the world they are into? What kind of spirit would they do well within life? They have sold their souls out to sex. They pride on what they wear and hotels they go to. That is their biggest achievement. The girls they called cowards are setting up economic empires. Their future is already exhausted when they come to their true senses?
Advice to my beloved brothers and sisters:
For men; never allow your erection today to destroy your future directions, stay positive.
My sisters, all that glitters is not gold, make your future bright and it start today.
I am not posting this to make anyone guilty or stand as a judge, but just stating nothing but the truth.

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Sunday, 3 November 2024

"THE BEST THINGS" by Becky Hemsley


"THE BEST THINGS"
by Becky Hemsley

The best things in our lives are free
I’ve heard it often said
But I’d rather think of them as things
We cannot buy instead
For money can’t buy loyalty
Or friendships deep and true
It cannot buy respect from those
We’re disrespectful to
Money can’t buy kindness
Or tell lies and truth apart
And money cannot teach us
How to trust what’s in our heart
Money cannot halt or pause
The constant tick of time
That plays a steady rhythm
To the soundtrack of our lives
Money cannot save us
From the grief of losing love
And it will not complete us
If we’ve never felt enough
Money can’t buy wisdom,
‘Cause the thing that makes us wise
Is learning that our failures
Are just lessons in disguise
So, here’s a little wisdom,
A reminder, some advice:
All of us are rich in ways
That do not hold a price
And yes, they hold a value
But it’s one that’s undefined
‘Cause how d’you put a value
On elusive peace of mind?
Well, here’s the thing - you don’t
But you can take inventory
By counting all the blessings
Of the things life gives for ‘free’
So count your love and kindness
And your friendships true and strong
Count the wisdom you have gained
From times you got it wrong
Count your many passions
And the purpose in your heart
And hold on tight to this
For all the times things fall apart
‘Cause remember, even priceless things
Are those which must be earned
Enrich a life by giving
And you’ll get rich in return
Because it’s only when
Our biggest riches all are lost
That we realise things we cannot buy
Demand the greatest cost
*****
The loss of 'the best things' is when we pay the price.
This is a brand new poem (not even in my most recent collection) as I wrote it for my October newsletter.
Beautiful artwork by Elisabeth on Earth

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"IT'S TIME" by Becky Hemsley


"IT'S TIME"
by Becky Hemsley

I’ve spent the last few days now
Holding tightly to my branch
Watching as the other leaves
Begin their final dance
The wind blows all around me
There’s a chill against the sky
And that is when the tree whispers
“It’s time to say goodbye”
It tells me now to listen
To the song that fills the air
A chorus that will only end
When every branch is bare
And though I’d rather stay right here
I’m yielding and resigned:
The moment when I must let go
Is finally here – it’s time
But as I’m whirling, twirling
Falling wild and fast and free,
I find a warm, familiar feeling
Washing over me
And that is when I realise
This feels less like letting go
And more as if I’m being pulled
Towards the ground below
As if I’m being welcomed back
To the place from whence I came
As if I’m being reunited
With my roots again
As if I’m heading there to rest
Away from winter’s snow
So that I have the strength come spring
To flourish and to grow
So as I’m now descending,
Pirouetting through the air,
I know that I am ready
To join the leaves already there
And as I save my last dance
For the song that autumn’s singing
I realise this is not the end
But the start of new beginnings
*****
I can't find credit for this beautiful image (found it on Pinterest). If anyone knows, please tag the creator.
'It's Time' is from my newest collection: https://a.co/d/6Iwr9t3

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"A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS MARKET, NOT"

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