FIFTY SHADES OF GREY by Pam Ayers

"FIFTY SHADES OF GREY"

by Pam Ayers

The missus bought a Paperback

down Shepton, Saturday,

I had a look inside her bag;

T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well, I just left her to it,

At ten, I went to bed.

An hour later, she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread.

In her left, she held a rope;

And in her right, a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor,

And then began to strip.

Well, fifty years or so ago,

I might have had a peek;

But Mabel hasn't weathered well;

She's eighty-four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;

could not have been much grimmer.

Things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later,

she put her teeth back in and said

I must dominate!

Now, if you knew our Mabel,

You'd see just why I spluttered,

I'd spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit

I went to hold her, sensual-like

and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My god, what had I done!?

She moaned and groaned, then shouted out:

"Step on the other one"!!

Well, readers, I can't tell no more;

About what occurred that day.

Suffice to say my jet-black hair,

Turned fifty shades of Grey.

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